ﻣﺴﻄﻮﻝ ﻳﺆﻟﻒ ﻛﺘﺎﺏ ﺧﻮﺍﻃﺮ ﻭﺗﺨﻴﻼﺕ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﻴﺔ

ﺗﺨﻴﻞ ﺗﺠﺪ ﻓﺘﺎﺓ ﻣﻐﻤﻰ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﺳﻂ
ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻖ ﻓﺘﺒﺎﺩﺭ
ﺇﻟﯽ ﺃﺧﺬﻫﺎ ﺇﻟﯽ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ , ﻓﻴﺒُﺎﺭﻙ
ﻟﻚ ﺍﻟﺪﻛﺘﻮﺭ
ﻗﺎﺋﻼ : ﻣﺒُﺮﻭﻙ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺍﻟﻤﻮُﻟﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺩﻡ !
ﻓﺘﻘﻮُﻝ : ﻟﻜﻨﻲ ﻟﺴﺖ ﻭﺍﻟﺪ ﺍﻟﻄﻔﻞ !!
ﻓﺘﺼﺮﺥ ﺍﻟﻔﺘﺎﺓ ﺑﻞ ﺃﻧﺖ ﻭﺍﻟﺪﻩ !
ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﻣﺸﺎﺩﺓ ﻛﻼﻣﻴﺔ , ﺗﺠﺘﺎﺯ ﺗﺤﺎﻟﻴﻞ ﺍﻝ
DNA
ﻓﻴﺒُﺸﺮﻙ ﺍﻟﻄﺒﻴﺐ ﺑﺎﻟﺨﺒﺮ : ﺃﻧﺖ ﻟﺴﺖ
ﻭﺍﻟﺪ ﺍﻟﻄﻔﻞ !
ﻓﺘﻘﻮُﻝ : ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺪﻟﻠﻪ !
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ﻟﻴﺼﺪّﻣﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﺨﺒﺮ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻟﻲ : ﻻ ﻳﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻥ
ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﻭﺍﻟﺪ
ﺍﻟﻄﻔﻞ ﻷﻧﻚ ﻋﻘﻴﻢ ﺃﺻًﻼ !!
ﻓﺘﺘﺬﻛﺮ ﺃﻧﻚ ﻣﺘﺰﻭّﺝ ﻭﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺛﻼﺛﺔ ﺃﺑﻨﺎﺀ
ﻭﺗﺘﺴﺎﺀﻝ ﻣﻦ
ﺃﻳﻦ ﺃﺗﻮﺍ ﺇﺫﻥ ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﻋﻘﻴﻢ !
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ﺛﻢ ﺗﺴﺘﻴﻘﻆ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻡ ﻓﺘﻔﺮﺡ ﺃﻧﻚ ﻛﻨﺖ
ﺗﺤﻠﻢ
ﻓﻘﻂ , ﻭﺗﺸﺮﺏ ﻛﺄﺱ ﻣﺎﺀ ﻣﻦ !
ﺍﻟﻌﻄﺶ
ﻭﻓﺠﺄﺓ ﺗﺘﺬﻛﺮ ﺃﻧﻚ ﺻﺎﺋﻢ !
ﻭﺗﻨﻈﺮ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺎﻋﺔ 9 : 03
ﻭﺗﺘﺬﻛﺮ ﺍﻧﻚ ﻣﺘﺄﺧﺮ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﺸﻐﻞ !
ﻭﺗﺮﻭﺡ ﺗﺸﻐﻞ ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺗﻚ ﻭﻣﺎﺗﺸﺘﻐﻞ
ﻭﺗﺮﻭﺡ ﺑﺘﻜﺴﻲ
ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﻭﺻﻠﺖ ﻣﺎﺗﻼﻗﻲ ! ﺯﻭﻝ
ﻭﺗﺘﺬﻛﺮ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺟﻤﻌﺔ
ﻭﻣﺎﻓﻴﻪ ! ﺩﻭﺍﻡ
ﻣﺴﻄﻮﻝ ﻳﺆﻟﻒ ﻛﺘﺎﺏ ﺧﻮ ﺍﻃﺮ ﻭﺗﺨﻴﻼﺕ
ﻭﺍﻗﻌﻴﺔ ...
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